Dare Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.