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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

Good Bark Jokes More Good Bark Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Dogwood Jokes More Dogwood Jokes

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Popsicle Stick Jokes More Popsicle Stick Jokes

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.