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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Dogwood Jokes More Dogwood Jokes

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Popsicle Stick Jokes More Popsicle Stick Jokes

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick