What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Good Bark Jokes More Good Bark Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Dogwood Jokes More Dogwood Jokes

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Popsicle Stick Jokes More Popsicle Stick Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.