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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

Good Bark Jokes More Good Bark Jokes

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Dogwood Jokes More Dogwood Jokes

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Popsicle Stick Jokes More Popsicle Stick Jokes

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.