Dogwood Jokes

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

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What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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Who's there! Chloe! Chloe who?

Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind!

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark