What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.