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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.