What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing