What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing