What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.