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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing