Edward Snowed Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A stripey jumper!