Edward Snowed Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

Washington Dc Jokes More Washington Dc Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Blizzard Jokes More Blizzard Jokes

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.