Edward Snowed Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Nsa Whistle Blower Jokes More Nsa Whistle Blower Jokes

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.