Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Ans: Hodor
To avoid criticism and comparison.
The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."
Because it was rated R.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Thanks Verstappen.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
Because it was a total rip-off.
Because he cauterize.
She had little to no coverage.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
Most weddings happen in June.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
