Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Make it Tso's Number One.
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
The slide into poverty.
She's a transparent.
You don't - they're born that way.
A tree feller.
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
Their criminal record.
Because his wife needs him.
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
A tangent
Most weddings happen in June.
Because they were still considered monkeys.
