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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.