What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.