What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Plutocracy