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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

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How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

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What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Plutocracy