Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.