Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.