Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.