Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What is Bruce Wayne's favorite religious health food?

Christian Kale

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.