Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What does Sodium and Batman have in common?

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out....

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What is Bruce Wayne's favorite religious health food?

Christian Kale

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.