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Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

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What is Bruce Wayne's favorite religious health food?

Christian Kale

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.