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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

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What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry