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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."