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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

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What is the longest?

Life without parole

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A meme-oir

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!