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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!