What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns