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Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

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What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.