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Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

Director Jokes More Director Jokes

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!