How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.