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How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called