How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...