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How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.