Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!