Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.