Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.