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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo