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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo