What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....