What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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Where have you been my whole life?

I said "SOBER"

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.