How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

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What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.