How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

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Where does a fish keep his life savings?

In a riverbank

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.