How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE