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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu