What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins