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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!