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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.