What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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They crack up

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank