What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.