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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

Why is the ocean blue?

Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"