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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why is the ocean blue?

Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route