What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.