What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.