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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!