Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror