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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

.........

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.