Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!