Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror