They wanted to see it crack up!
Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
A migraine
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
It must have fallen through a crack.
How would you tell them apart from goldfish
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
M'self
