They wanted to see it crack up!
They don't want to leave their brothers behind
He wanted to have webbed feet.
Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.
Sounds like he had already done the... time
A.When we see your face we both crack up!
To carry his library card.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
Her brother has a moustache.
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.