Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."