What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."