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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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Why does your son call you big brother?

Because he's your mom's kid.

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!