What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!