What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus