What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

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What did the black man get for his son on Christmas?

Your bike.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!