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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."