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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison