Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Tan Gent Jokes More Tan Gent Jokes

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam