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Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

Tan Gent Jokes More Tan Gent Jokes

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.