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Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.