They're always plotting against it.
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Because he left a residue at every pole.
They prefer radians.
Permutations.
A parallelogram.
He works it out with a pencil.
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
Aftermath
They prefer fur mats.
They both have algorhythm.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
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Because he was sur to requirements.
Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.
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They just work it out with a pencil!
He was in a dilemma.
A concave man
They work it out with a pencil!
Because they'll never be perfect.
He was too concerned with the tan gent.
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan
They told him he was good at deriving
He was a chronic math-debater
Tan lines.
Because he's a cross product.
L'Hospital.
You're high-on-pot...enuse.
Conics
Calculus
Sin/Cos
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.
I really like your logger rhythm!
They work it out with a pencil.
On a plane.
March 14.
An EULer spill
Cos Lettuce
He took the rhombus.
Pi
They know their limits.
A tan gent.
S of the Carribean.
A functioning alcoholic.
For drinking and deriving
They get a pencil and work it out.
4 the home team
2 squared!
Parabolems?
He worked it out with a pencil!
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
He worked it out with a pencil...
He worked it out with a pencil.
Indices.
Because of the Fibonacci sequins.
He derives!
A Sith.
Indeterminate
Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...
Sine city
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
Somewhere between 0 and infinity.
Fibbinouchie.
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
Rated movies
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
F(x)
Yule ln!
It's not their fault. May tricks them.
With a hypotenuse.
Because he planned to blow up a plane.
A pizza can feed a family.
Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey
Anything to ease the pain.
An outlier downvote brigade can start now
1)/8"
They both have problems finding x.
He worked it out with a pencil
They're radical.
Square eyes
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Because it's indivisible.
They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
You always end up going off onto tangents.
He looks at your shoes instead of his
Why does it have to be a group activity?
Because it was a freight!
Because all of the fans left.
An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.
The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.
Because his stool so hard!
They both keep trying to get on our shores....
None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
In the can-can can can.
Could they not hire taller dancers
