How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.