What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Previous Random Joke Next
Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.