He worked it out with a pencil.
Farhfrumpoopin'.
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
He couldn't budget.
Because of their frequent bow movements.
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
A brick-layer.
He works it out with a pencil.
They get a pencil and work it out.
Try or try not, there is no do.
Because they always work problems out with a pencil.
Work it out with a pencil
Because his stool so hard!
In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.
Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
Poop-ease
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
It made it easier to deal with high C's
Try to neghostiate.
You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.
He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
His portrait only need one nail
DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.
With a whoop e-cushion.
His desk is level
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
By sticking to the chicken's foot.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
A midget.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.