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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

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How about the early worm?

How'd that work out for him

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.