How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil