Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees