Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

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Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER