What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.