Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus