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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Constipation Jokes More Constipation Jokes

What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil