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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!