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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

Hemorrhoid Jokes More Hemorrhoid Jokes

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.