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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

Hemorrhoid Jokes More Hemorrhoid Jokes

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.