What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

Hemorrhoid Jokes More Hemorrhoid Jokes

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.