What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.