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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

Hemorrhoid Jokes More Hemorrhoid Jokes

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.