What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz.

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.