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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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How did it work?

We haven't spoken for five years".

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.