What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.