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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Ken Jokes More Ken Jokes

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Drought Jokes More Drought Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.