What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

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Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.