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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Drought Jokes More Drought Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....