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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Who's there! Barbie! Barbie who?

Barbie Q!

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Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Drought Jokes More Drought Jokes

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.