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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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What Is An Doge?

Much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar