How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

What Is An Doge?

Much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar