What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip