What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip