What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip