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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar