What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar