What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip