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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip