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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2