Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.