Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you call a lock with low self-confidence?

Insecure.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock