Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows