Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.