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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.