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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What do you call a lock with low self-confidence?

Insecure.

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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2