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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.