Prison Guard Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

IDropIt

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele