Prison Guard Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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IDropIt

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9.81 m/s2

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Breakout Jokes More Breakout Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.