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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What did the ireshmen say to the beer?

I love you.....

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.