Who's there! Cugat! Cugat who?

Cugat to love my jokes!

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.