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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!