Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...