Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Why are setups to jokes so important?

Because seven ate nine.

What's an "oying"?

This joke

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show?

Brick and Orety

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!