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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!