What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!