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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

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Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget....

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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What do dead kids and jokes about dead kids have in common?

They never get old.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.