What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

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What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Eminems.

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!