What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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He's making bankon.

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.