What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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Jesus, take the wheel!

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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.