What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

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He's making bankon.

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.