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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!