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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.