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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"