What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Lots a candy.

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Where's pop corn

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Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.