Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.