Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"