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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.