Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.