Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Dis-knee channel.
Bison!
Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
K
R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"
