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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.