Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Dad.
The pencil has a point
Where's pop corn
A son Bern
Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
Because he was salty
An elevator has a GF
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.