K
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
Me: *names two of them*
I do.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
An elevator has a GF
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
Make a backup, I need to re-format this.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
Laundry.
Because they'll always have the last word.
A tents atmosphere
With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
Catoons
The 'K'
You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.
100 bill.
A 100$ bill
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.
