Her miscarriage.
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Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
Me: *names two of them*
I do.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
An elevator has a GF
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
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Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you
Because it's mom was in a real jam.
He was a little down.
Miscarriage
Their miscarriage
A canine with two X chromosomes.
As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww
THESE are the brakes!
It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.
