Gf Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

Good Boy Jokes More Good Boy Jokes

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.