Throw in your laundry.
K
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
Me: *names two of them*
I do.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
An elevator has a GF
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Names.
By abusing his names in other languages.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
He puts down the three and carries the one.
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
Allahu Ackbar!**
To prevent them from whistling.
For the watch.
A car in first-crash condition.
My car can hit 50.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
There was too much sax and violins.
Man, wall mounts are awesome.
Because you should never drink and derive.
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
