Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
I do.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
An elevator has a GF
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
His lily died
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Names.
By their names.
It's a Moray.
Ghoooooooooooooouuull!
He wanted to feed his nightmares.
The bored room!
They grit their tooth at you.
It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
Cause it got al dente'd up!
A tire.
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
The girl in church has hope in her soul
Look ma, no hands!
Your mom!
