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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.