What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K