What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'