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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K