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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible