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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

How soon?

The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her