Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!