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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant