Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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Good buy.

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She threw out all the W's.

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Proofreading.

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Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's