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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

W Jokes More W Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

M&M Factory Jokes More M&M Factory Jokes

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

M&M Jokes More M&M Jokes

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's