Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.