Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

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I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Remove the w

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.