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Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.