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Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane