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Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane