Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane