What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.