What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.