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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A Buy-ologist.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.