What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

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Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.