What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.