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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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Which Star Trek character is a member of the magic circle?

Jean-Luc Pickacard

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.