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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

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