What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Previous Random Joke Next
Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents.

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.