What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo