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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.