What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess