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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

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