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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.