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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What should i do now?

To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.