What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

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