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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.