What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

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What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.