What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Who are you

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.