What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.