What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.