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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

Garglgarglgarglgarglgargl

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo