What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.