What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.