What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

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How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.