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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.