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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.