What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.