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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

President Jokes More President Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's?

A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.