What do you call a president who interr...

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What branch of government actually listens to the people?

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

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Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me