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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!