Donald Jokes

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

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How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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Orange is the New Black

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Disagree Jokes More Disagree Jokes

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Melania Jokes More Melania Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.