Command Alt Right.
Donald Tr- WRONG!
Whig
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Anchor babes.
Orange is the New Black
Donald, Duck!
Donald Duck.
Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.
Pardon me
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
Cos it's tear-able.
You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
He thought it was such Bolshevik.
Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.
So they could win one.
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
It is possible that UFOs exist.
The spelling.
