Donald Jokes

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks