Donald Jokes

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.