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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin