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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black