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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What's Donald's new reality show going to be called?

The Amazing Racist.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.