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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

Oranges.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.