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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What's Donald's new reality show going to be called?

The Amazing Racist.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What is the result?

A tie.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.