Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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Tequila Mockingbird

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Trotsky's Revenge

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Two chalk outlines.

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Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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America

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games?

To be put out.