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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.