Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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Tequila mocking bird

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Hopscotts.

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A frog with hiccups!

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.