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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.