Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.