Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S