Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

Lincoln. He's in a cent!

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.