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Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a Mexican's favourite video game?

Borderlands.

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

How chi was the Olympics?

So chi

America Jokes More America Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.