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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.